1. peetamellarktossedmebread:

    At this rate Katniss and Peeta will have grandkids by the time we get the full Mockingjay Part 1 trailer seriously

    (via thatiswildpatrick)

     

  2. dutchster:

    why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

    (via becquirrell)

     
  3. pallet-town-julie-brown:

    kateordie:

    angelica-aswald:

    mtvstyle:

    want this moment burned on my eyelids

    So many girls saw this. Bless.

    All hail the queen.

    Let this sink in. She declared herself a feminist in front of a bunch of white women who decided they werent feminists like katy perry and then her husband and child, the things feminists evidently don’t have, wete cheering on and gave her an award

    (via becquirrell)

     

  4. once-upon-a-time-has-my-heart:

    merylisoneofakind:

    melazon:

    bluhstrider:

    djpaige:

    But srsly though

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    If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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    And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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    Stay away from the thing

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    Everything lime green is evil

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    Just remember that.

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    Everything lime green is evil.

    Every Villain ILime 

    Not evil, dear, wicked!

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    THIS IS PERFECT

    (via puffvianpigfarts)

     

  5. thebestofallpossible:

    interstellarmage:

    i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

    KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
    REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

    i wonder what he’s up to these days.

    guarding our galaxy

    (via redpooch)

     
  6. canyoufeelthefeelstonight:

    fluffywhite:

    Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

    I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

    WATCH THAT VIDEO

    (Source: islandofskye, via becquirrell)

     
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  8. alittledizzy:

    Things I am here for:

    • Chris and Darren’s chemistry.
    • Fanfic! All the fanfic!
    • How hot Chris and Darren are making out.
    • Chris’s crinkly-eye little grin when Darren says something funny.
    • AU fanfic. Student/teacher, high school au, non-famous au, mmm. All the AU!
    • The way…
     

  9. liiiiiiing:

    wintercyan:

    totalnerdatheart:

    I know Steve is really talented with his shield and is like an expert with it

    but just imagine him smacking it in his face

    or tripping over it

    or waking up in the middle of the night and he shuffles off to the bathroom only to step…

     

  10. urbancatfitters:

    i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via redpooch)

     

  11. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    suspnd:

    suspnd:

    suspnd:

    my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

    update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

    SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

    fuck the police

    (via becquirrell)

     

  12. brilliantpanda:

    breadboxes:

    liberatedmarionette:

    breadboxes:

    liberatedmarionette:

    breadboxes:

    i get really gay after midnight

    I’m sure Cinderella has the same problem

    ????????????? ??????????? ?????

    Why do you think she left the ball? The spell wore off and she became a raging lesbian again

    i don’t think that’s how the story goes 

    whatever it’s better this way

    (Source: pmmmprincess, via becquirrell)

     

  13. "‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
    — And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

    (Source: emilys-nostalgia, via becquirrell)

     
  14. saygoodbyetothese:

    markruffalo:

    Poor Banner

    Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.

    (Source: marvelmovies, via puffvianpigfarts)

     

  15. wadepeter:

    guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years

    (via puffvianpigfarts)